This is u'r captain speaking

Lol...this is Funny.... got it from Onyay in milist.. ( g taruh di blog g ya nyay...tengkyu)


L**N AIR"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is your captain speaking.Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of L**n Air.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to badweather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta. Landing there is not guaranteed, butwe will end up somewhere in Central Java .And, if luck is in ourfavor, we may even be landing on your village!

L**n Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safetystandards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% ofour passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we canarrange to turn them off!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who canhelp you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not beshown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for ourmovie buffs, we will be flying right next to G*****a Indonesia, wheretheir movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in thecabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us toslow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close aspossible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right throughthe landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-offand fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find aseat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.

And,for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get intouch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself toyour suitcase."Enjoy L**N AIR !!